A 
I got on a city bus and found a vacant seat, thought I saw my future bride 
B9 
walking up the street, I shouted to the driver hey conductor, you must slow 
A 
down. I think I see her please let me off this bus

A 
I got on a city bus and found a vacant seat, 
thought I saw my future bride 
                         B9 
walking up the street, I shouted to the driver 
hey conductor, you must slow 
     A 
down. I think I see her please let me off this bus

Intro (between verses and their subsequent choruses) 
G F 
 E |-3----3----3----3--1-1-| 
 B |-----------------------| 
 G |---5----5----5---------|  
 D |---5----5----5---------| 
 A |-----------------------| 
 E |-----------------------|

Chorus 
 
When I was little boy In Grammar school Always went by the very best rule 
But Evertime the bell would ring You'd catch me playing with my ding-a-ling 
 
Chorus 
 
G C D G 
Once while climbing the garden wall, Slipped and fell had a very bad fall 
G C D G 
I fell so hard I heard birds sing, But I held on to My ding-a-ling

INTRO: 
gtr 1 
 E |----------------|--------------|----------------|------------| 
 B |----------------|6-------------|----------------|6-----------| 
 G |----------------|4-------------|----------------|4-----------| 
 D |------------5---|3-------------|------------5---|3--------/9-| 
 A |--------5h7-----|5-------------|--------5h7-----|5-----------| 
 E |----------------|3-------------|----------------|3-----------|

G / / / 2 / / / 3 / / 
     D 
Long-distance information, get me Memphis, Tennessee 
Help me find the party who tried to get in touch with me 
    G 
She could not leave her number, but I know who placed the call 
                       D7                             G 
'Cause my uncle took a message and he wrote it on the wall

Gtr I 
 E |-------------|------------|-------------||----------------| 
 B |-------------|-6--6-------|-6----6----6-||o----3-----3--o-| 
 G |----------3--|-5--5----3--|-5----5----5-||-----3-----3----| 
 D |----3h=5-----|------------|-------------||-----3-----3----| 
 A |-------------|------------|-------------||o-1-----------o-| 
 E |-------------|------------|-------------||--------1-------|