A D C A 
 e---------------------------------------------------------------------------- 
 B--2------------------------------3-----------------------------2------------ 
 G--2----------------------------2-2-------------2-0-----------0-2------------ 
 D--2----------------------------2-0-------------2-2-----------0-2------------ 
 A--0----------------------------0-0-------------0-3-----------x-0------------ 
 E-------------------------------------------------------------3--------------

Intro 
C G Am C G Am 
 
F G 
Get your boots off skinhead 
 
C Em Am 
So you think I have an evil mind well I`ll tell you honey 
F C G F C G 
and I dont know why , and I dont know why 
C Em Am 
So you think my singing out of time , well it makes me money

Intro: 
 
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 B|----------------------------------------------| 
 G|----------------------------------------------| *4 
 A|--------------------2---0--------4------0---2-| 
 D|-----------------2------------2-------2-------| 
 E|-0-------3---4--------------------------------|

A2 C#7 D E D E 
 E|--5-x-5-x-5-x-5--4-x-4-x-4-x-4--2---2-0-2--0---0-0-0--0--0--0--0--0---0--0-| 
 B|--5-x-5-x-5-x-5--6-x-6-x-6-x-6--3---3-3-3--0---0-0-0--3--3--3--3--0---0--0-| 
 G|--6-x-6-x-6-x-6--4-x-4-x-4-x-4--2---2-2-2--1---1-1-1--2--2--2--2--1---1--1-| 
 D|--7-x-7-x-7-x-7--6-x-6-x-6-x-6--0---0-0-0--2---2-0-2--0--0--0--0--2---2--2-| 
 A|--7-x-7-x-7-x-7--4-x-4-x-4-x-4-------------2---2-2-2--------------2---2--2-| 
 E|--5-x-5-x-5-x-5----------------------------0---0-0-0--------------0---0--0-|

Intro: 
 
A C#7 D E Dsus2 E7 D7 A Dsus2 
 
A C#7 D E 
What a life it would be, if you could come to mine for tea, 
 
Dsus2 E7 D7 A Dsus2 
I'll pick you up at half past three, we'll have lasagne, 
 
A C#7 D E 
I'll treat you like a queen, I'd feed you strawberrys and cream,

NOTE: While Bonehead is playing the basic chord progression above the 
following tab in the intro and verses, Noel is playing something like 
this: 
 
A2 C#7 D E D E 
 E|--5-x-5-x-5-x-5--4-x-4-x-4-x-4--2---2-0-2--0---0-0-0--0--0--0--0--0---0--0-| 
 B|--5-x-5-x-5-x-5--6-x-6-x-6-x-6--3---3-3-3--0---0-0-0--3--3--3--3--0---0--0-| 
 G|--6-x-6-x-6-x-6--4-x-4-x-4-x-4--2---2-2-2--1---1-1-1--2--2--2--2--1---1--1-| 
 D|--7-x-7-x-7-x-7--6-x-6-x-6-x-6--0---0-0-0--2---2-0-2--0--0--0--0--2---2--2-| 
 A|--7-x-7-x-7-x-7--4-x-4-x-4-x-4-------------2---2-2-2--------------2---2--2-| 
 E|--5-x-5-x-5-x-5----------------------------0---0-0-0--------------0---0--0-|

Intro & verse (guitar 1) 
 
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 D|--------------------------------------------------------------------------- 
 A|---------------7---------7----------10---------------9--------------------- 
 E|--0--3/5--5-5-----5---5-----5/8-8-8-----8--8⁄7--7-7----7-0-7-8-7-0-7-0-8-7-