G|---------------------------------------------------------------| 
 D|-------5-7-^7^--5-^7^--5-^7^-----------------------------------| 
 A|---5h7------------------------7-5----7--5----------------------| 
 E|-0---------------------------------7-------7--6-5-3----^6-3-0-0|

Intro play four times and after second time the lick below 
 G|-----------|--3--5--3--|----------|--3-------| 
 D|---5--5----|-----------|--5--5-5--|----------| 
 A|-----------|--1--3--1--|----------|--1-------| 
 E|---3--3----|-----------|--3--3-3--|----------|

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|---1-------0---|-----0-------1-|---1---------3-|-----0-------1-| 
|-0-------0-----|---0-------2---|-2---------4---|---0-------2---| 
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INTRO (RIFF 1): -- 2x`s 
 
     B Esus4 Esus4 E ; B  Esus4  Esus4 E  (IMPLIED CHORDS) 
 
 E|----------------------------------------| 
 B|-------10--10---9-----------10--10---9--| 
 G|--------9---9---9--------9-------9---9--| 
 D|----------------------------------------| 
 A|---7-----------------7------------------| 
 E|----------------------------------------|

Intro:  Instrumental 
 
        A                   E7               A 
Well my name is a number, a piece of plastic film 
( A)                           E7            A 
And I grow tiny flowers in my little window sill 
          D                      A/Asus4 
Don`t you know I`m the two thousand man? 
       D                          A     G  A  E7 
And my kids, they just don`t understand me at all

INTRO:   STRIKE THE B CHORD AND LET RING 
 
VERSE: 
 
B                          *       NOTE:  * MEANS YOU CAN 
I know you want to leave me             PLAY THE PIANO RIFF 
        B             *                 ON GUITAR LIKE THIS: 
I refuse to let you go                        B   E    B   B 
                B                        *    //  //   /   / 
If I have to beg, plead for your sympathy 
            B 
I don`t mind, `cause it means that much to me

INTRO: BARRE CHORDS 
       LOW E STRING --0--1-- 
THEN:  F C STRUMMED SLOWLY 
                             2x`s 
VERSE: 
 
F            C 
Well if you call this a life 
Bb  Bbm              F 
Why must I spend it with you 
        C 
If the show must go on 
Bb       Bbm          F 
Let it go on without you