Am C G 
There's a crack up in the ceiling 
Dm F Am 
And the kitchen sink is leaking 
Am C G 
Out of work and got no money 
Dm F Am 
А Sunday jam of bread and honey

D7 G 
They seek him here, they seek him there, 
D7 G G7 
his clothes are loud, but never square. 
C G F E7 
It will make or break him, so he's got to buy the best, 
a7 D7 G 
'cos he's a dedicated follower of fashion.

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Met a girl called lola and I took her back to my place.......

(The *G thru *D sequences could probably be played as something more 
like: G Bm7 Em D G Bm7 Em D - but it's all in the bass) 
 
C G C G C G C G 
G C D G C D G C D G C D 
 
*G 
When I was small I believed in Santa Claus 
*D 
'Though I knew it was my dad 
G 
And I would hang up my stocking at Christmas 
D 
Open my presents and I'd be glad

Bm 
Ah, Tom will show and Tom will smoke 
A 
Tom is as bold as a knight of old 
Bm A 
But whenever he gets into a bit of a jam 
F# Bm 
There's nothing he won't do to get a Harry Rag

INTRO: (bass g-a-b) C F C G7 C F C 
 
G F C F C G7 C F C 
Sailing in-between the land, the air and me. 
 
G F D7 G7 /f /e /d 
Confusion never dawns, cuz frame of mind tells me that I am free. I am 
 
C F C G7 C F C 
Free.

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