Here I am at a famous school I'm dressing sharp and I'm acting cool I got a cheerleader here, wants to help with my paper Let her do all the work and maybe later I'll rape her
F Oh God I am the american dream
Em Am I do not think I'm too extreme
Dm7 G And I'm a handsome son of a bitch
I'm gonna get a good job and be real rich
(get a good, get a good, get a good, get a good job)
Women's liberation Came creeping all across the nation I tell you people, I was not ready When I ed this dyke by the name of Freddy
She made a little speach then uuh, she tried to make me say when She had my balls in a vice, but she left the dick I guess it's still hooked on but now it shoots too quick
Oh God I am the american dream But now I smell like vaseline I'm a miserable son of a bitch Am I a boy or a lady, I don't know which ( I wonder, wonder, I wonder, wonder)
So I went out and bought me a leisure suit I jingle my change, but I'm still kinda cute Got a job doing radio promo And none of the jocks can even tell I'm a homo
Eventually me and a friend Sort of drifted along into S&M I can take about an hour on the tower of power As long as I gets a little golden shower
Oh God, I am the american dream With a spindle up my butt 'till it makes me scream And I'll do anything to get ahead I lay awake nights saying "Thank you, Fred"